• me: should I wear my red Kate Middleton dress to the rehearsal dinner, or my blue Kate Middleton dress to the rehearsal dinner?
  • bff: hm...I don't know.
  • me: well, I've already worn the red one, and I haven't worn the blue one.
  • bff: then go with blue.
  • me: ok. besides, the red one is what I wore to see Prince Harry, it's special to me.
  • bff: ......................
  • bff: right.
  • bff: special.
  • bff: unlike your sister's rehearsal dinner...?
  • me: ...................
  • me: .............................
  • me: ......................................never tell anyone I just said that.

Thank you for everything Ted Mosby, Lily Aldrin, Marshall Eriksen, Robin Scherbatsky and Barney Stinson. (2005 - 2014)

(Source: katmckinnon)

johnthomas1981:

novac0caine:

iwillbethatringinginyourears:

anon-best-friend:

I WAS NOT FUCKING EXPECTING THAT

IM DONE

I have to reblog this every time I see it.

Hi mom!

tpolisher:

Frank doesn’t like all these kids in his house!

reidalmighty:

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

reidalmighty:

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

"The gift of a good liar is making people think you lack a talent for lying."
— Frank Underwood, House of Cards (via lllorraine)